pipeworks replied to your post: I BOUGHT A FISHING ROD AND LEADERS AND HOOKS AND A…

i know you don’t care but last night I went to watch Star trek and I bought a star to support some cause and signed it as Jeff Winger. Also one time I went fishing and accidentally cast my line into a hornets nest.

your impression of things I don’t care about is a mystery to me because I care about this so much

I BOUGHT A FISHING ROD AND LEADERS AND HOOKS AND A FILETTING KNIFE AND WE ARE GOING TO GO TO BENNETT SPRING AND GET A CABIN AND FISH THIS WEEK AND I HAVEN’T BEEN IN YEARS AND I AM SUPER EXCITED WOW

trebaolofarabia:

vladtheimpalainvalhalla:

rifa:

hipsterinatardis:

Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.

I just think it’s hilarious.

OH MY GOD

well this just made my childhood 1000% better

I really liked Hook…almost exclusively for Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins.

cthulhu-octobooty:

Reblogging to fix the fucking source. 

geekhyena:

By the awesome Carrinth on Deviantart http://carrinth.deviantart.com/ 

geekhyena:

By the awesome Carrinth on Deviantart http://carrinth.deviantart.com/ 

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

  #holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear  

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

sand
alcohol or lighter fluid
sugar  
Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.


Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

#HEY LOOK I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL #IT ONLY TOOK ME LIKE WHAT #TEN SECONDS? #ELEVEN TOPS

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

  • sand
  • alcohol or lighter fluid
  • sugar  
  1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
  2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
  3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
  4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
  5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

#HEY LOOK I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL #IT ONLY TOOK ME LIKE WHAT #TEN SECONDS? #ELEVEN TOPS

akatriel-rowanborn:

walkwthoutrhythm:

elfgrove:

spookystriderass:

sydferrett:

why are some people so excited to be nineties kids i mean this was in style

image

why wouldnt you be excited about that

WE. USED. ALL. THE. COLORS.

When you have slain a rainbow it is only right to use every part of it.

See the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow. Skin it for its pelt.

meladoodle:

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son

theonlycheeseleft:

So my bookstore just got in a Les Mis board book for kids with felt people. Which is pretty awesome in general, but LOOK AT NEEDLE-FELTED MARIUS PONTMERCY. LOOK AT HIM HIDING IN THE BUSHES AND STALKING THEM AROUND THE LUXEMBOURG. YOU BOOBY.

Cozy Classics, you really get this story, don’t you?

pixelddump:

reblogging this from my other blog cause it made me laugh a lot

josephinwonderland:

David Bowie and Tilda Swinton on the set of the ‘The Stars (Are Out Tonight)’ music video.

josephinwonderland:

David Bowie and Tilda Swinton on the set of the ‘The Stars (Are Out Tonight)’ music video.

"Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kick Ass."
Bahorel, Book III (via incorrectlesmisquotes)